Puppy Rules

Rule #1:

If you are newly married and want a puppy to keep you company when husband is away, get one!

They're cute and cuddly and snuggly and fluffy and happy and always excited to see you!
(for some reasons husbands don't always get down on all fours to greet you at the door when you get home.)

If you want to make sure puppy doesn't pee, poop, chew on shoes, chew on furniture, dig threw trash, etc. while you're gone to work all day, buy a baby gate.

Install said baby gate in an enclosed area to keep puppy in.

Make sure you get it tight enough or puppy will learn to wedge her way out!

This part is very important....... BUY ONE WITH STEEL BARS SO PUPPY CAN'T CHEW THROUGH IT AND CLIMB OVER!!!!!!

See the hole? Yeah, puppy isn't small enough to climb through that. Meaning, she propped her feet up on it and climbed over. The gate was still perfectly intact. Puppy met me at the door when I got home.

She's a lot smarter than she looks.